NOTE: If youre favorites aren’t on here, it’s becuase I couldn’t find ’em on YouTube.  A lot have been deleted.

“It’s like, people are always putting this guy down and saying that he sucks, but the thing is, he really does suck, and this is one of those times where everybody’s right.”

“Is this Captain Kangaroo?”

“Well, at least he died before they started singing.”

“This butthole keeps saying he can dance, but he can’t dance.”

“YES!  COCHESE!”

“These guys always wear the same clothes. That’s cool. Hey, we always wear the same clothes! I’ve had this shirt on for six months!”

“So it’s like the guy married his son’s daughter, and then his mom married his son, and his son was like…a dork.”

“STOP THAT!  IMPRISONING ME!”

” Dammit. This Nickelodeon crap has gone too far.”

“Hey, remember that time we partied with Anthrax?”

“Why’s that guy eating dinner with those old people?”

“I think even if they had some fire in this video, it would still suck.”

“Is this the Black Crows?”

“DUN-DUN-DUH-NA-DUN!  DUH-NA-NA-NA-NA-DUH-NA-DUN!”

“Now whip it!  Into shape!  Shape it up!  Get straight!”

“These guys understand the importance of a good butt.”

“This guy could kick Iggy Pop’s ass.”

“Is that Snoop Doggy Dogg?”

“Whoah, it’s Crowbar!”  “Oh yeah.  They’re always taking a dump.”

“Damn it, damn it, son of a bitch. Damn it, damn it, son of a bitch.”

“The streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers!”

“I bet he just scores with chicks, and then just, like, fights alot.”

“Preach on, Brother Cooper!”

“If she doesn’t get naked the first time, she’s never going to get naked.”

“Stop!  Stop in the name of all that which does not suck!”

“It’s a super SUCK group!”

“I realized it was Michael Bolton, and my bowels let loose.”

“He’s smiling at you, Beavis.”

“SHUT UP, BUTT-HEAD!  BON JOVI RULES!”

“What’s going on?  Why don’t they just play that cool part the whole song?”

“This song is hard to dance to.”

“This is like, behind the scenes at a crappy band recording session.”

“I think the problem with this video is that it is highly derivative of many popular bands within the genre…”

” I’m gonna put the smackdown on yo’ ass, beotch!”

“Yeah!  YEAH!  Sometimes *I* do stuff and it doesn’t turn out the way I want it to!  And…”


“Boh, boh-boh, boh-boh, boh-boh-boh-boh…boh-buh-ba-boh-boh-boh-boh…”

“Butt-Head, I’m only gonna say this once — if you change the channel I’m going to kick your ass.”


“Get up! Get up, stand up straight, and quit acting like a wuss! Quit whining, go out and get a job and some good clothes!”

“Doin’ mah monkey boy…yeah-ahhhhh…rat-tat-tat-tat dat azz…”

“I guess that would make sense as nothing but diarrhea is coming out of his mouth”

“Check it out. Madonna’s always having sex with herself in these videos.”

“Hey Beavis, did you know that this guy is your dad?”

“Woah!  A video!  Haven’t seen one of these in a while!”

At least if this video was a turd, it would like…be kind of cool.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMIJ–GP-nI

“Well, I guess that’s a good thing because like, nobody likes you. And like, you can like, care about yourself, while I’m off scoring with chicks.”

“Hey, it’s that guy from Damn Yankees!”

“Nothing beats a Butt!”

“YEAH, OKAY!! NOW IT’S HURTING MY EYES AND MY EARS!!”

“You treat your stepmother with respect, Pantera! Or you’ll be sleeping in the street!”

“This is so horrible, I can’t even begin to talk about how much this sucks.”

“This song has the best lyrics I’ve ever heard.”

“Ahhhhhhh, SHUT UP, Butt-Head!”

“I think it’s, like, some kind of country music, but it’s, like, country music after you’ve been, like, playing Centipede for, like, twenty four hours.”

“Lying RULES!”

“They should get this guy on the 16 Minutes show instead of that Mickey Rooney dude they got.  He sucks.”

“The Seminefrious Tubloidial Buttnoids have left your pants.”

“This video is, um, it’s like it’s causing me to influence my behaviour. I’m gonna leave. I’m gonna go into the kitchen and break something.”


“Beavis, shut up. You’ve never been to Compton, you’re never gonna go to Compton, you’re gonna be here for the rest of your life, you’re stupid, you don’t have any money and you’re never gonna score.”

“That dude would probably break a bunch of bones and stuff, but at least he got some.”

“One chick from L7 alone could kick all of their asses combined.”

“But Beavis, Everything DOES suck.”

“Animation is cool.”

” Whoa check it out, they got some of that Keeyotepcate up there, up above that guy’s hands.”

“The message here is: Vince Neil’s a wuss.”

“Sit your ass down Lars! Play the drums like you’re supposed to!”

“These guys got no future.”

“No way!  He said ‘Devil’s Johnson!'”

“It’s like, him and the band all got together and stuff, and said “OK man, tomorrow, we’re gonna wear some really scary scary makeup tomorrow, and it’s gonna be really cool. We’re gonna kick some ass.” But then this dumbass was the only one stupid enough to do it!”