“In the world of Battlepug, a hot tattooed naked chick narrates to a couple of talking puppies epic story of a brave warrior, whose rise to power involves the slaughter of Santa Claus and a harp seal (in fairness, both had it coming). His path will lead him to a giant, drooling pug dog. Together, they will become the stuff of legend.”

If that doesn’t intrigue you, then there is no hope for you.

Read our interview with the creator of this insanity here!