Children’s/All-Ages


As a psycho ADVENTURE TIME fan, I tend to rewatch episodes and follow behind-the-scenes info heavily.
One cool thing I’ve notices is that sometimes the title cards shown for a split-second at the top of the episode depict events referenced but not seen in the episode, or that take place just before the episode’s actions start.  This is also often done with promotional drawings the show’s artists do for the Adventure Time Tumblr page — I did a trade for one of these pieces.
I thought I’d compile these images, which often provide some good jokes if you know the episodes.
And here’s some examples:
“The Duke:” The Duke of Nuts binges on Princess Bubblegum’s pudding:
“The Other Tarts:” Tart Toter in his prime:
Lady’s parents pic:
Younger Billy, inspired byFrank  Frazetta’s “Death Dealer” painting:
HEAT SIGNATURE billboard:
“Another Way:” Finn and Jake jump off birds, leading to their breaking their legs
“Card Wars:” Why BMO won’t play with Jake:
“All the Little People:” Magic Man crafts the figures:
“Apple Wedding:” Tree Trunks’ ex Wyatt mourns the past:
“We Fixed a Truck:” Finn finding the truck
“The Great Bird Man: ” The wizard who “stole” Xergiok’s eyes:
AT VIdeo Game: Ice King and Gunter steal Finn and Jake’s garbage:
Pre-Show Drawings:
“Dad’s Dungeon:” Joshua watches his holo-message:
“In Your Footsteps:” BMO at soccer practice (designs later used for MOs; “Be More” was initially planned for earlier in series):
“Goliad:” Peppermint Butler burrowing to get to Finn and Jake:
“Sons of Mars:” The death of Magic Man’s girlfriend Margles, which set him on his path of jerkdom:
“The Vault:” Shoko’s parents trading her arm for a computer:
“You Made Me:” The Notorious Pup Gang throws a basketball at Jake’s head:
“Reign of Gunters:” Finn reads Jay T. Doggzone (this is the piece I have)
“Apple Wedding:” The backstories for many guests, including why Cinnamon Bun wasn’t in Fire Kingdom:
“Love Games:” Elder Plops builds the boats for the sing-off:
“Time Sandwich:” Magic Man has a plan:
“We Fixed a Truck:” Banana Man awaits Finn and Jake’s Call:

Going back to old policy of posting links to individual articles I publish this year.  Let’s see how long this lasts…

 

READING / INTERVIEWSAaron Becker takes children on an illustrated Journey

Posted by  @thezacksmith on Wed, Jan 1, 2014 at 10:36 AM

 

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  • Journey Cover

Aaron Becker has worked on such big-budget CGI-animated films asThe Polar Express and A Christmas Carol. But for his first picture book,Journey (Candlewick Press, $15.99), he turned to a simpler, old-school format. Although he uses computer models of his landscapes to help figure out the look and lighting cues for his dream-like landscapes, the final results are less digital than manual.

“The computer tends to be the beginning of the process, when I’m figuring out compositions, laying out scenes and stuff,” says Becker on the phone from a visit to his family in Chapel Hill. “It sounds a lot more complicated than it actually is.” The end result of his process are simple pen-and-ink drawings painted over in watercolor—though the world he creates is as deep and vivid as anything seen on screen.

Here are the most best things I wrote this past year.  I think this averages out to one great piece per week.  I am pleased by this.

COMIC BOOKS

The Strange History of Marvel Comics’ ULTIMATE ADVENTURES with Hawk-Owl and Woody

Peter Milligan and Brendan McCarthy, Pt.1

Milligan and McCarthy, Pt.2

Jeffrey Brown on VADER’S LITTLE PRINCESS, A MATTER OF LIFE and More

BATMAN: THE ANIMATED SERIES 21st Anniversary

Paul Pope on BATTLING BOY

GRENDEL Retrospective with Matt Wagner, 1

GRENDEL Retrospective, 2

Fantagraphics Reprints Crockett Johnson’s BARNABY

Nick Offerman of PARKS AND RECREATION talks AXE COP, Comics and More

BONE Creator Jeff Smith on Self-Publishing

NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD Creator George Romero on EMPIRE OF THE DEAD

Jonathan Hickman and Mike Costa on GOD IS DEAD

Priest and Bright on the Return of QUANTUM AND WOODY

TOYS!

The Many (Toy) Faces of Sylvester Stallone

How to Build Your Dragon: Putting Together Mattel’s MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE Classics Granamyr Toy

Tracking down the ADVENTURE TIME Marshall Lee Plush Toy

Sillof and Patton Owsalt’s FASTER, EMPIRE!  STRIKE!  STRIKE!

Masterpiece Transformers Soundwave

CHILDREN’S BOOKS

Caldecott Winner David Wiesner on MR. WUFFLES

Jhn Agee (LITTLE SANTA) and Loren Long (OTIS)

A look at the musical MARY POPPINS and P.L. Travers’ original books (done in Feb., before SAVING MR. BANKS came out)

Jan Brett on CINDERS

Phyllis Rowan’s THE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY

THE DARK IS RISING Author Susan Cooper

In Memorial: E.L. Konigsburg, Author of FROM THE MIXED-UP FILES OF MRS. BASIL E. FRANKWEILER

Zilpha Keatley Snyder on BELOW THE ROOT

Weird Picture Books That I Enjoy

More Weird Children’s Books: The Mushroom Planet, Chicken Trek, Suzuki Beane and More

LOCAL NORTH CAROLINA ARTS

Nice Price Books in Carrboro to Close

SERENA Author Ron Rash on NOTHING GOLD CAN STAY

Craig Zobel on Directing COMPLIANCE

Golden Age Bakery Puts Comics on Cookies

Elizabeth Strout on THE BURGESS BOYS

TV Production in NC with HOMELAND, BANSHEE, UNDER THE DOME and More

INSPECTOR LYNLEY Author Elizabeth George Visits

Attempting to understand CATS in a local production

Local Produce Delivery Startups

COMICS I WROTE:

Unseen REGULAR SHOW Script: “Bad Grammar”

My REGULAR SHOW story “Sombrero World”

Interview on “Sombrero World” in USA Today

Another Interview on “SomBrero World” in the News and Observer

My ADVENTURE TIME Story “Grocery Time” (Pt.1)

My ADVENTURE TIME Story “Grocery Time” (Pt.2)

FREE COMIC: “Decaffeinated” with Thomas Boatwright

MISC. TV

Shows You WON’T See This Fall

31 Loose Ends from Season 4 of ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT

Dean Norris Talks BREAKING BAD and UNDER THE DOME

Hugh Dancy on HANNIBAL: Season One

Why I Heart Megatron: A Transformers Post

400 or so SIMPSONS Quotes

More than 60 BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD Videos

The anniversary of the end of ST. ELSEWHERE

My Strange Obsession with LAW & ORDER: SVU

MISC. ESSAYS/ORIGINAL COMPILATION POSTS

THE HEARTBREAK KID, SAVE THE DATE and other films for singles on Valentine’s Day

Thunderbirds are Go(ne): A Tribute to Gerry Anderson

Miami Connection: All 230+ Things I Love About this Film

http://zacksmithwriter.wordpress.com/2013/05/06/400-or-so-simpsons-quotes/

 

 

SELF PROMOTION!

The conclusion to my ADVENTURE TIME story with artist Brad McGinty, “Grocery Time,” is out in stores this week in ADVENTURE TIME #22!

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You can buy an e-copy on ComiXology here.

To answer two possible questions:

1) Yes, Part One ran two months ago in issue #20.  No, I don’t know why it didn’t run on consecutive months.  The story WAS finished when we turned it in, but there are a limited number of pages for backups and it can be very tricky to figure out how to use the space.  I appreciate KaBOOM! letting us do this story and have no ill will over this.

2) No, I probably won’t be doing more AT stories in the future.  KaBOOM! has made it clear they have a large number of writers and artists doing such tales and don’t have room for more material at this time.  I have some more pitches to them being considered by Cartoon Network for approval, but it could be a while before there’s room for any of them.  Again, it was a great opportunity and I have no bad feelings — it’s just how the business works.

Additionally, Brad McGinty ALSO has a story in REGULAR SHOW #6, which is out today.  He is a brilliant, brilliant artist and we’re working on a creator-owned miniseries pitch for another publisher.  At this point, I’m trying to deliver a polished full script for the first issue along with a full miniseries pitch, and Brad’s finishing up a few other projects before doing character designs, so it’s going to be a while before it can even be CONSIDERED for publication.  But I truly hope to get this or another project together, not just for the career boost (no shame in my game), but for the excitement of seeing my weird ideas being brought to con’sid’ra’ble life by Brad’s Brobdingnaggian talents (look it up, I was tired of saying “Herculean”).

A few notes on the story, though this is more of a “What NOT to do” when writing a script.

1) Out of all the pitches I sent KaBOOM!/Cartoon Network, this was the one they took, and once I sat down to write it, I realized I’d hosed myself, as I had to introduce new characters, new settings, a plot with a beginning/middle/end AND an action sequence in a mere seven pages (they gave me eight, bless them).  So is this story rushed, and did I take a few shortcuts?  You bet your bippy I did.

2) So first, it was great fun writing the fight sequence.  Fight/action scenes are just about trying to find unique ways for the characters to act and react, and Brad did a very fun job pitting Billy against the Ham-Pire.  I had fun thinking of things the Ham-Pire could do, but I wish I’d thought of more unique ways for Billy to fight back using the materials of the Grocery Kingdom.

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3) I also feel great, great shame for resorting to the cheapest dues ex machina in the book — the hero finds a MAGICAL REMOTE CONTROL to take over the evil robots.  Now, if you read both parts of the story in one sitting, I did try to establish this back on Pg.3 by introducing the cereal box display, but man, I wish I’d thought of something better to get to the denouement.  I ran this by a number of friends, including a few cartoonist who work on ADVENTURE TIME, and they said to stop worrying, but I NEVER STOP WORRYING.

4) In a random bit, the Royal Tart Toter is a check-out clerk in the Grocery Kingdom, because I keep encountering tragically old, sometimes demented old people as greeters at big-box stores whenever I go there.  Brad wanted a few more clerks for the background, so we went with the Squeez-E-Mart clerk and Choose Goose, who presumably had a slow season in his trading business or needed health insurance.

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5) The last page is PACKED, which is a sure sign of a novice comic book writer.  Kelly Sue DeConnick had a semi-seminar at a comic shop earlier this year where she made a point that you should try to wrap as much as possible up BEFORE the last page, so you have some room.  Given the hole I’d dug myself with this script, there wasn’t a lot of room.  I tried to have a short story type twist for Billy’s quest, but it got MORE cramped by the final-final image…

6) So the story ends with the revelation that it’s a tale being read to Baby Finn and Baby Jake by Joshua the Dog-Dad.  I wanted to do this to give the story a cute moment amidst all the silliness and propose an addition to the show’s mythology — Finn and Jake learned about Billy because Joshua read them stories as kids, and this probably helped inspire them to grow up to be heroes themselves.

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Acknowledging the page was already cramped in the script, I initially wrote this scene as optional, but regular AT comic writer Ryan North said that as the writer, I should  say whether something was in the story or not, and that the scene was good and deserved to be in there.  I still like it, but wish that I’d found a way to give it more room to breathe and sink in.  I did like having a nice, placid moment to end all the craziness of the story.

Brad wanted an extra panel to contain Joshua’s final rant and suggested an exterior shot of the house.  In the episode “Memory of a Memory,” Finn’s childhood home is depicted as a different place, but there’s no exterior shots of it.  We figured that since “Dad’s Dungeon” showed that Joshua had built a dungeon near the Tree Fort and hid a holo-viewer in its attic, perhaps the Dog family had moved there or leased it from previous owner Marceline (that’d be a fun story to tell).  It’s a cheat, but the story does play fast and loose with AT mythology in the interest of including cameos anyway.

So now you know…too much of the story.  Hope you liked it, and hopefully I’ll have a few more comics finished in 2014, with both Brad and others among the Finest Artists Known to Man!

Doing a clean-up and wanted to link some recent work.  I got to talk with some really brilliant people for a couple places.  My ego is inflated!

A chat with BONE Creator Jeff Smith on his work and being a self-publisher in the 1990s

Got to talk with Caldecott Winner David Wiesner on his new book MR. WUFFLES!

Here’s a (very quick) interview I did with George A. Romero on his new EMPIRE OF THE DEAD miniseries.

A talk with Elizabeth George, creator of INSPECTOR LYNLEY

THE DARK IS RISING Author Susan Cooper on her new book and the power of her series

Peter Milligan and Brendan McCarthy on the New Dark Horse Retrospective of their work, Pt.1

Milligan and McCarthy, Pt.2

Richard Kadrey on Sandman Slim and KILL CITY BLUES

A Very Silly Piece with Jonathan Hickman and Mike Costa on GOD IS DEAD.

QUANTUM AND WOODY Creators Christopher Priest and M.D. Bright talk returning to the characters

A recap of a BATMAN: THE ANIMATED SERIES Anniversary Panel from San Diego Comic-Con

As anyone who knows me knows, I’m sort of a sociopathic fan of Cartoon Network’s series ADVENTURE TIME.  It represents something truly imaginative, inventive and spontaneous — not to mention fun!

Having recently gotten to do AN ACTUAL ADVENTURE TIME STORY for issue #20 of the KaBOOM! ADVENTURE TIME comic (order it here!) , I thought I’d share with you some of the best pieces from my collection of ADVENTURE TIME art.  My full collection is online in this gallery.

Here are some of the best pieces, with commentary.

First, I’ve been lucky enough to get some art from many of the talented people who work on the show, including creator Pendleton Ward…

Jake, Finn and Lumpy Space Princess by Pen Ward

,,,Andy Ristaino, who’s done many of the character designs and now writes for the show….

Tart Toter

…and a couple pieces by Jesse Moynihan, who’s written/storyboarded many of the most surreal episodes and does the FORMING webcomic.  Here’s a piece Jesse did of the Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant, one of my favorite one-off characters from the show.

War Elephant

I also did a trade with Jesse for one of the most unique pieces in my collection.  With each new episode that airs, the writers/artists on the show do a unique drawing they post on the show’s Tumblr that relates to the events of the episode.  This is from “Reign of Gunters” (originally “Gunthers”) showing Finn reading the pick-up artist book “Mind Games” by “J.T. Dawgzone” (later changed to “Jay T. Doggzone.”  This includes the only known appearance of “Dawgzone” to date, on the book’s back cover.

Reign of Gunters

And here is Marceline the Vampire Queen by Rebecca Sugar, who wrote/storyboarded many of the best Marceline episodes (“It Came From the Nightosphere,” “What was Missing,” “I Remember You,” “Simon and Marcy”) and also wrote many of Marceline’s songs.  Sugar has left the series to do her own show, the upcoming STEVEN UNIVERSE, but it was a great thrill to get a piece from one of the creators who helped define this character and created some of the show’s most emotional moments.  This is also signed by Olivia Olson, the voice of Marceline.

Rebecca Sugar Marceline

Marceline has been one of the characters artists most want to draw from the show.  One of the first pieces I got for my collection was a drawing of her by Kate Beaton, the genius cartoonist behind HARK! A VAGRANT.  It is also signed by Olivia Olson.

Beaton Olson Marceline

Here’s a walnut-ink commission of Marceline by Ethan Nicolle, creator of the webcomic and animated series AXE COP.

Marceline Nicolle

And here’s Marceline by Brandon Graham of Image Comics’ PROPHET and such surreal SF delights as KING CITY and MULTIPLE WARHEADS.

Brandon Graham

A very nice piece of Marceline and Jake by Nathasha Allgeri, who created Fionna and Cake for ADVENTURE TIME and did the amazing short BEE AND PUPPYCAT for Cartoon Hangover on YouTube.

 

Natasha Marceline

And I just got this stunning commission by Robbi Rodriguez, where Marceline rocks out big time.

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In addition, it’s been great fun getting artists with a wide variety of styles to bring those styles to the different characters from the show.

For example, Chester Brown, whose tales often deal with very, very dysfunctional looks at relationships, did a dynamite job with this melancholy Ice King.

Chester Brown Ice King

Brown’s good friend and contemporary Seth, who beautifully captures a wintry sense of melancholy in his work, brought a nice dignity to Ice King’s human alter ego, Simon Petrikov.

Seth

James Harren, who does more horror/fantasy type work, blew me away with this terrifying take on Marceline’s Dad, Hunson Abadeer.

James Harren Marceline's Dad

Ramon Perez did an unforgettably gross variation on Ricardio, the Heart Guy.

Ramon Perez Ricardio

Here’s a wry Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant by Jennifer Hayden…

Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant by Jennifer Hayden

…and a super-adorable Buff Baby Finn by Katie Cook, who writes the MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC comic.

Buff Baby Finn by Katie Cook

Becky Dreistadt, who does the amazing TINY KITTEN TEETH comic, did this beautiful Fionna and Cake, and has gone on to do a number of stories and covers for the AT comic.

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And Lucy Knisley, who’s done some Fionna and Cake comics, did this very sweet piece.

Lucy Knisley

Jeffrey Brown did this take on BMO “playing with itself”…

Jeffrey Brown Beemo

…while Andy Runton of OWLY did this piece of BMO playing with Jake and Lady Rainicorn’s offspring.  PUPPIES!

Andy Runton BMO

Tom Fowler, who does all sorts of surreal fantasy characters, did a hulking take on Billy the hero.

Tom Fowler Billy

And Jeremy Bastian of CURSED PIRATE GIRL did this nasty Ice Queen, which was colored by Beck Seashols.

Ice Queen

Janet K. Lee of RETURN OF THE DAPPER MEN brought her dapper style to Peppermint Butler, her favorite character from the show.

Dapper Peppermint Butler by Janet Lee

And Pen Ward himself praised this piece of the Earl of Lemongrab by Jeff Lemire, who did a most ACCEPTABLE! job.

Earl of Lemongrab by Jeff Lemire

The Lich (or the Lich King, as originally pitched), is very popular with creators who have a more horror-based style, as his countenance of PURE EVIL really lets them do some nightmarish work.

This is by Charles P. Wilson III of THE STUFF OF LEGEND.

LItch King by Charles Paul Wilson III

This one is by Nathan Fox, and hews closer to the character’s animated design.

Nthan Fox Lich King

Duncan Fegredo, who’s done many of the Hellboy comics with Mike Mignola, combined a few different looks for this grayscale commission.

Fegredo Litch King

And Ted Naifeh of COURTNEY CRUMRIN did one with its roots in classic mythology — there’s sort of a folktale, Middle Ages quality to this one.

Ted Naifeh Lich King

And finally, here’s Finn and Jake themselves by the Spanish cartoonist Liniers.  This just makes me happy!

Liniers

I’ve gotten a lot of great pieces, though I might stop soon — my personal goal is 200 different artists, and I’m already up to about 180! (there’s a few repeat artists and a couple updated/colored pieces in my gallery)

Again, you can check out my full collection of stuff here!

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Glob be praised!  I have ANOTHER comic book story out this month, following up my tale in REGULAR SHOW #3 with “Grocery Time” in ADVENTURE TIME #20!

You can advance-order it on comiXology here in e-form, or from KaBOOM!’s website.

Here are some fun facts about this tale!

1) It was written nearly a year before “Sombrero World,” my REGULAR SHOW story, but got held up because KaBOOM! didn’t know Cartoon Network had approved it already.

2) It was one of 10 pitches I made to KaBOOM! for ADVENTURE TIME stories.  Coincidentally, it was also the pitch I had developed the least.

3) The pitch was, “in a tale told in hard-rock narration, Billy goes to the Grocery Kingdom to get stuff for a party, but finds himself pitted against the Notorious Ham-Pire and his Avocadobots.”  I had no idea who the Ham-Pire and the Avocadobots were when I pitched that.  They were just weird names I’d written down in my file of ideas that sounded like ADVENTURE TIME characters.

4) When writing the script, I had to come up with a quick way of explaining the Ham-Pire.  After debating whether he should be an adorable pig with fangs and a Dracula cape, I hit on a very quick explanation: AN EXPIRED HAM BACK FROM THE GRAVE.  

Here’s the design by Brad McGinty:

Ham Pire Design

 

 

5) Ryan North, the regular writer on the ADVENTURE TIME comic, joked that Ham-Pire should be the new Big Bad of the series.  I of course jumped WAAAAYYYY too hard on this and came up with a backstory for him, which I share EXCLUSIVELY here:

BIOGRAPHY: The Notorious Ham-Pire was once a delicious glazed ham in the Grocery Kingdom, who due to poor shelving and a ham surplus, found itself freezer-burned and moldy.  Tossed away with other expired foods, the ham was accidentally exposed to a faulty, non-functioning batch of Candy Kingdom serum that was mistakenly thrown in the same bin.  The molds and glaze mutated the serum, causing it to reanimate the ham as an undead creature of PURE EVIL.
 
The Ham-Pire discovered that it needed to drain sugars and artificial preservatives from other creatures in Ooo in order to survive.  Hence, it regularly haunted the remote aisles of the Grocery Kingdom, sustaining itself on various snack products and food-beings unfortunate enough to cross its path.  Members of the Candy Kingdom were particularly in peril from the creature; its cloven (well, clove) teeth could drain the Candy Life from their bodies, reducing them to non-living-but-still-delicious consumables, though they had been on the ground and you probably shouldn’t touch them.
 
In addition to its various supernatural powers, including flight, clove-breath and super-strong ham-fists, the Ham-Pire possessed a great deal of scientific knowledge it used to create minions to carry out its misguided objective of making sure that “ALL WILL BE HAM.” 
 
In one of its most fiendish moves, it resurrected an army of dud avocados with cyber-parts to create “Avacadobots” it used in an attempt to conquer the Grocery Kingdom’s Ice Cream Peninsula.  Its ploy would have succeeded had the hero Billy not needed to pick up some ice cream for a party, and even then the great legend nearly got mad-walloped until he used a robo-controller toy from a box of cereal to turn the Ham-Pire’s Avacadobots against it.
 
The current whereabouts of the Ham-Pire are unknown, though there are rumors that it is entombed somewhere in a remote area of the Candy Kingdom, withered but still “alive.”  Should it ever escape, the Land of Ooo would be in great danger, as they will never see it coming…though they will smell it.  Hoo boy, will they smell it.
 
POWERS/ABILITIES: Aside from being a technical genius on the level of Princess Bubblegum, the Ham-Pire can hover/fly (necessary as it lacks feet), possesses enough strength to let it throw down on Billy in his prime, possesses incapacitating “Clove-Breath” and can drain the life force from most artificially-animated food products. Non-food-beings bitten by the Ham-Pire are vulnerable to the food poisoning contained in its fangs, and might possibly turn into hams themselves, though that might just be something someone said on the Internet somewhere.
AFFILIATIONS: The Ham-Pire has been known to use a number of hench-things, usually made from rotting, expired food fused with robot parts to make them CYBORG FOOD ZOMBIES.  It also had a self-declared “Ham Kingdom” consisting of a number of spiral-cut hams it “liberated” from the Grocery Kingdom, but was oblivious to the fact that none of them could actually move/speak/do anything other than sit there being ham.
 
ENEMIES: Pretty much everything food-related in Ooo is food for the Ham-Pire.  It resents most non-food organic beings for not being made of ham, and regards them as “Wrong-Meat” enemies.  It’d be pretty much indifferent to BMO.
 
WEAKNESSES: The Ham-Pire cannot drain the life force from purely organic products that are not expired, as they are not infused with the Candy Life formula.  It is particularly avoidant of the Wildberry Kingdom, as its inhabitants are not only immune to its bite, but are meat-hungry enough to not care that it’s expired.  In addition, despite its technical expertise, the Ham-Pire’s plans are usually flawed due to the fact that even Ice King has declared it “totally ‘nanners.”
There are also rumors that the Ham-Pire could be destroyed forever by a steak through its heart.  That is not a misspelling. 
 
NOTE THE FIRST: The Ham-Pire is not a vampire, it is a ham-pire.  It’s different from a vampire the way a Why-Wolf is different from a Werewolf or a Hug Wolf.  A lot of people make that mistake.  There were rumors that it once tried to declare itself the Vampire King to Marceline, but that didn’t end well for it.

NOTE THE SECOND: It is also rumored that in its pre-ham state, the Ham-Pire was an ancestor of Mr. Pig.  It was not.  That’s just based on the ignorant belief that all pigs know each other.  Do all humans know each other?  Don’t think so.  Don’t you feel bad now? 
 
NOTE THE THIRD: To clear up any additional rumors: No, it was not the father of Gunter’s kitten.  They may have dated briefly, but that’s none of our business.
 
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So, you know, you can use that for your fanfic or whatever.
ADDITIONAL NOTES: Brad McGinty and I came up excuses for about two dozen cameos by ADVENTURE TIME characters and items in this story.  Some of these make no sense in the chronology of the series, but it’s an out-of-continuity comic book and for fun, so shut up.
 
We are trying to pitch some more stories, including ideas for a miniseries about Billy and some other AT characters, including Lemongrab, Joshua and Lumpy Space Princess.  If anything happens, we’ll let you know, but  bugging KaBOOM! or whatever might be something.
 
Anyway: GROCERY TIME!  Out Wednesday! 
 
I have absolutely no projects to follow this up with, but wait a year.
 
In the meantime, check out my insanely extensive ADVENTURE TIME art collection!  I just added pieces by BONE’s Jeff Smith, PALOOKAVILLE’s Seth, and many many others!

I have been writing this post since the end of March — yet another look at some odd children’s books I read in my youth, or that I’ve found out about more recently.

I’ve just been pasting info/covers in here once in a while, so here’s the final post.  It’s not hugely long.

The Wonderful Flight to the Mushroom Planet: My elementary school library had a number of books dating back to the 1950s.  One series I read that it turned out my dad had also read as a kid was THE WONDERFUL FLIGHT TO THE MUSHROOM PLANET by Eleanor Cameron, which had a premise no kid could resist — a couple of boys are given instructions to build a rocketship and journey to a bizarre fungi-based world hidden from Earth.

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I enjoyed a lot of those light-hearted SF books of that era, the sort that had a matter-of-fact, “Hey kids!  Here’s some cool SF thing introduced to your everyday life by a wacky scientist person.  Check it out!”

There were a number of other books in the series, though I lost interest after the second one, STOWAWAY TO THE MUSHROOM PLANET.  Here’s a look at it and the illustrations — I love that sort of cartoony pen-and-ink style from a lot of books of that era.  I’m very big on pure black-and-white drawings without tones, which I encountered in a lot of kids’  books growing up.

Elanor Cameron didn’t do a lot of other books outside the series that I know of, though she was a well-known critic who actually got the illustrations in CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY changed after complaining abuot their racist looks, resulting in some exchanges between her and Roald Dahl.  Here’s a chronicle of Cameron vs. Dahl.

The original book was last in print with some revised illustrations as of 1988 — that edition you can order from the publisher.

Amy’s Eyes by Richard Kennedy:  Was putting some old action figures up on my bookshelf and noticed this book I’ve had since I was a kid — I read it in 1988 or so (based on films I remember being out at the time), and at nearly 500 pages, it was the longest book I’d read at that time!

It was also quite weird.  Here’s a review from the Times.

Amy's Eyes

I shared that review with a friend, who replied that he thought the book sounded made-up.

It had that effect.  Flipping through it, I was reminded that it had a lot of puns, and strange characters, and some unsettling bit — there’s one where they’re looking for a treasure, and Amy has turned into a doll, so they snip off her button eyes with scissors (!), put them in a bottle, and put the bottle on a string so she can “see” underwater and tell them where the treasure is.
That FREAKED me out.

I was strangely compelled by the idea of turning into a doll, though I suspect that was just social anxiety and stuff.

A while back at a used bookstore, I saw another book by the same author that had a WEEEIIIIRDDDD cover.

Boxcar

I don’t know much about it, but here’s some details:

The Boxcar at the Center of the Universe

I’m sort of obsessed with the idea of a boxcar barreling through a wormhole, though that doesn’t seem what the book is about.

Chicken Trek by Stephen Manes

This was a book that my teacher in third or fourth grade read the class.  It was about a boy who had to eat at every franchise of a fried-chicken chain for a contest.  The premise kind of turned my stomach, but it was one of those great “funny-weird” books.

Chicken Trek

The author, Stephen Manes, had quite a career as a technology reporter in the 1980s and 1990s.  He did another of my favorites growing up, BE A PERFECT PERSON IN JUST THREE DAYS!, which was adapted to an episode of WONDERWORKS on PBS, one of my favorite anthologies.

Suzuki Beane: You can read the full version of this oddball “tiny beatnik” book at the link — I didn’t know about it until a year or two ago.  It was apparently a parody of ELOISE, but it had some considerable charm to it, and illustrations by Louise Fitzhugh, who went on to do HARRIET THE SPY.

Suzuki Beane

It also inspired a TV pilot, some scenes from which are on YouTube.

The Abandoned: This is one of those NY Review of Books reprints that I’d never heard of before, and  is about a boy who turns into a cat.
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This is one of those premises that freaks me out.  For some reason, “people cursed into animal form to learn a lesson” really, really messes with my head.
I Googled the author, Paul Gallico —  he had an oddball career, including writing the MRS. ‘ARRIS novels, and also the book that became the movie THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE!
He also wrote a book called THE SNOW GOOSE that is considered a children’s classic in England, but sounds depressing as hell.
There was a TV-film of it in 1971 with Richard Harris and Jenny Agutter that won some awards.  Here is is on YouTube!
The Brave Little Toaster: Thomas M. Disch, author of several of my favorite SF and horror novels (including 334, CAMP CONCERNTRATION and the “Supernatural Minnesota” series with THE MD, THE BUSINESSMAN and more) actually wrote a couple of children’s stories.  THE BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER, about abandoned appliances seeking their owner, was printed in F&SF and released as a book, but it’s long out of print and is better known for an animated version that has long been a mainstay of cable.  I actually got an animation cell from it cheap years ago.
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I found the original story in a “Year’s Best Fantasy and Horror” paperback, but the book version with illustrations goes for a bit on eBay.  I did find an illustration by Karen Schmidt from it that is quite charming — also the cover to the sequel THE BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER GOES TO MARS, which I do have in book form and is oddly relevant (machines rebel against “Planned Obsolescence  and start a revolt in their own kingdom on Mars).
I just remember seeing that book in a bookstore as a kid and being infatuated with that cover and title, but it took me years to get the first story.  Odd that the books have been so long out of print, as the animated film and its sequels have been mainstays of DVD.
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-The Watchers of Space and The Crystal City  by Nancy Etchemendy — very trippy young-reader SF novels.  The first is about a boy on a generation ship from the destroyed Earth trying to head to a new planet who must help his people with aid from cosmic beings based on on the constellations.  The second is a sequel set on the new planet where the boy’s sister befriends the native species, giant spiders who travel around in bubbles. It was one of the first times I read a story that had major characters dying and explored the ideas that there were more than absolute good and evil in people.  I found my copies of these while moving some stuff out of my childhood house a few years back and wrote Etchemendy an email, mentioning how I was traumatized by a character’s death as a kid but appreciated it — she wrote back she’d gotten a lot of mails like that!
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The Trick Books by Scott Corbett:  I don’t know how well these hold up, as the premise is sort of disturbing by today’s standards.  Basically, this mischievous kid helps this nice old lady who’s sort of witchy, and she gives him a “Feats O’Magic Chemistry Set,” and he winds up, often inadvertently  creating magic potions that help him out or cause chaos.  The first one is called THE LEMONADE TRICK, and he mixes up a random formula that makes naughty kids good and good kids mean, and it gets in some lemonade and stuff happens.  In the age of Rohypnol, this is kinda not cool.
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The Last of the Really Great Whangdoodles: This is by Julie Andrews — yes, THAT Julie Andrews — under her married name of Julie Andrews Edwards.  It’s about some kids who join up with an old professor to journey into a land accessed by imagination to find a rare creature.  It has quite a fun, vivid fantasy landscape and would have made a nice film, and encourages kids to use their imaginations to see the world in a different way.
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The Polaris Patrol:  As I get down this massive, horrifyingly long list, I realize a good part of my childhood was shaped by my elementary school library not throwing out a wide number of titles dating back to the 1950s and 1960s.  One was MUTINY IN THE TIME MACHINE, about some scouts who find, yes, a lost time machine, and use it to have adventures, even recruiting into their number a hairless kid from the future and a Spartan.  Google turns up that the original stories are on Google Books for free:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Machine_series
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William Pene du Bois — he did the excellent Newberry winner THE TWENTY-ONE BALLOONS, which I’m surprised hasn’t been turned into a lousy CGI cartoon yet, and there were several others he wrote that were in my school library,.  PETER GRAVES (no relation to the actor) is about a kid who meets an inventor with an anti-gravity substance, and PORKO VON POPBUTTON is about an obese kid sent to boarding school who becomes the goalie for the hockey team.  More on his various books on Wikipedia!
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PETER GRAVES also has one of my favorite throwaway lines, describing the title character:
“His teachers described him as ‘intelligent…quick-thinking…most able…terribly lazy!’  His friends could find little wrong with him.”
All right, I’ve written enough.  If this has unearthed any repressed memories for you or has inspired you to look something up you missed, please let me know.  Also, if you wrote any of these.  That always makes me happy.

One of the shows I religiously watched growing up in the 1980s was SQUARE ONE TV, a math variation on SESAME STREET on PBS.

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I probably learned more about math from that than I did in actual class.
My favorite segment was “Mathnet” a DRAGNET parody involving math.  I actually saw this before I saw DRAGNET reruns — one of the many examples of how I encountered parody before the original material.
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Mathnet would be serialized across each week, with the five episodes telling one story over five segments.
The first one involved a gorilla committing crimes, which turned out to be a criminal named “Janos Prokedzian.”  Here’s the full story:
(yes, that’s Yeardley Smith from THE SIMPSONS as “Jane Rice Burroughs,” and yes, she’s using her Lisa Simpson voice)
That name always stuck with me as a great supervillain name.  I used it several times over the years in stories I wrote.
Well, I just found out where that name came from.
Mathnet would often do parodies of different bits of popular culture.  For example, one story involved a rock star clearly modeled on Bruce Springsteen who was kidnapped by a marching band leader named for John Philip Sousa.  Another involved the production of a Broadway show called “Anything Went,” which actually taught me a lot about how Broadway shows are produced, and how expensive it is to make one and make back the money on it.
Tonight, I was watching some inane sitcom on TV when I saw this odd credit: “Janos Prohaska as the gorilla.”
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RED FLAG!
A quick Google turned up that Prohaska was an actor who typically played animals in suits in different TV shows.  In fact, he was a couple  of the monsters on the original STAR TREK!
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And here’s the man without the monkey:
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A very crazy bit: In the 1980s, when comics creator Howard Chaykin rebooted the 1940s-era character Blackhawk, he revealed the character’s real name was…Janos Prohaska!
According to Wikipedia, this was in tribute, but I need to email Chaykin to confirm.
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So Blackhawk was named for a guy in a monkey suit.
It’s pretty amazing what boredom and Google can turn up.
I need to get some real work done now.

And now for a special presentation!

This Wednesday, August 28, sees the release of REGULAR SHOW #3 from KaBOOM!.  It is the first comic I have written that has appeared in a hard-copy form that you can buy in comic book stores and have to pay money to get.

STREET CRED, yo.

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Well, I only wrote eight pages of the comic.  But due to some last-minute shuffling, it’s now the LEAD story and the first thing you see when you open the issue. Hmm hmm!  Hmm!

You can order the comic here, or buy an electronic copy on comiXology here.

You can also read an interview I did with a local paper about it (for the aforementioned STREET CRED) here, and check out the first five pages of the story here.

And if you enjoy the superhumanly awesome art of Brad McGinty on this story, you can buy all eight pages of the original art for $2,060.04 here.    That’s a pretty good deal.  Come to think of it, I need $2,060.04 myself, plus bennies so I can get those pages and have ‘em framed on the wall.

If you really like that art, you’ll be happy to know that Brad and I will be doing the backup story for ADVENTURE TIME #20 next month, AND Brad will also be doing another REGULAR SHOW tale with…I dunno, some other writer in a future issue!

We’re aiming to do more backups and possibly a miniseries, but let’s see if people actually like this before we go buggin’ KaBOOM! and Cartoon Network to let us keep playing with their characters.

Anyway, I’m very proud of this story and it got a thumbs-up from none other than REGULAR SHOW CREATOR JG QUINTEL HIMSELF.

So here’s some sweet behind-the-scenes material for the dozens, yes dozens of you who are likely curious about how I became a comic book rock star or whatevs.

It was a complicated process that worked like this:

1) I did my own comic, THE STARS BELOW, that had good art and took like two minutes to read.  This was a good writing sample.

2) Relentless-yet-polite harassment of the KaBOOM! editors I knew.

3) Pitched like 10 ideas.  They took this one (also the idea “Bad Grammar,” which was rejected at script stage by Cartoon Network.  You can read that script here)

4) Convinced Brad McGinty, who I’d met at Heroes Con, that i could maybe write a decent script for him.  KaBOOM! dug his jive.  Baby, we had a stew goin’!

SO WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR IDEA FOR THIS , ZACK?

For years, I have been obsessed with South of the Border, a faux-Mexican tourist trap on I-95.  it is advertised with relentless day-glo billboards with relentless bad jokes and horrifying, sometimes racist “Mexican” puns.   There are something like 150 of those billboards, and when you’re stuck on a desert highway, there is little to do but obsess over them, especially if you’re a bored kid stuck in the back seat in the days before they had DVD monitors in cars to pacify little monsters.

Once you get there, there’s a giant Eiffel Tower replica with a sombrero on top and…not much else, beyond cheap trinkets and broken-down rides.   But there’s a certain joy to having gotten there, especially if you weren’t able to get your parents to stop when you were younger and in the backseat.

I had actually done another comic story parodying SotB years ago, but the lovely art was covered up by my excessive dialogue and the joke required people to already be aware of the place.  When the opportunity came to pitch some REGULAR SHOW stories, I realized this was a chance for a do-over.

If you don’t watch the show (you should; it won an Emmy), it’s pretty simple: Mordecai and Rigby are a blue jay and a raccoon who work at a park, under the auspices of a living gumball machine named Benson.  Every episode, some “regular” task (setting up chairs, asking out a girl, etc.) devolves into some massive conflict that involves fistfights, explosions, and the occasional unraveling of reality.

There are also many, many references to 1980s popular culture.  This was my bag.

As such, South of the Border was the kind of thing  that the ADD-afflicted Mordecai and Rigby would gravitate towards — a temptation while stuck in a car on some boring task.  And I thought of a way to escalate this in the typical RS manner for a good apocalyptic showdown — I’ll tell you more about this in a moment.

Ironically, REGULAR SHOW wound up airing an episode called “Firework Run” involving a fireworks place called “South of the Line,” after I made this pitch.  I was sure Cartoon Network would reject the story because it was too similar to that episode!  But they wound up taking it anyway.  They’re very different types of stories; “Firework Run” is more of a parody of Mexico-set crime films, while this is more of a straight-up parody of South of the Border-the-park.

KaBOOM! initially gave me six pages to tell the story.  I got to Page 6 and found I had like five pages worth of story left.  They generously gave me eight pages instead, and I found a way to cut it back.  There were a number of ideas that I didn’t get to, which I’ll tell you about, even though they weren’t good.

So here’s my full script to “Sombrero World,” not the final draft, so I can note the revisions and cut jokes.  You might find this useful, maybe, possibly.

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PAGE ONE:

Panel 1

PANEL ONE:  BIG PANEL showing the billboard for SOMBRERO WORLD, a crazy faux-Mexican tourist trap.  MORDECAI AND RIGBY are looking up at it through the windshield of the park’s pickup truck with Mordecai driving.  Mordecai absently holds a cell phone in his hand.  CREDITS appear below the billboard.

The billboard is a parody of such tourist traps as South of the Border in Dillon, South Carolina.  For reference, here’s a photoset my boy Chris Sims took of his trip to South of the Border, as whatever bad puns I think of cannot match the actual power of the real tourist trap.  Here is also a report of his trip with photos.

Go crazy with the design of this.  It is essentially done up in neon colors like hot pink, and incorporates a sombrero motif.  There is also a mascot called PONCHO, who is a blond-haired, white, obviously-non-Hispanic surfer dude wearing a poncho and a giant sombrero. His name is on the poncho.

JUST 150 MILES AHEAD:
SOMBRERO WORLD!
FIREWORKS!
SOUVENIERS!
PECAN LOGS!
ALSO  HATS!
PRETTY MUCH THE MOST AWESOME PLACE EVER!

MORDECAI AND RIGBY: (shared word balloon) WHOOOOOAAA.

BENSON: (on phone) …hello?

(ZACK NOTES:   Okay, here’s where Brad McGinty is a great artist — I originally scripted this as a shot from INSIDE the truck, but Brad changed it to an outside shot, creating a nice POV and a real sense of movement and action.

(In the first draft of the script, the entire first page was Mordecai and Rigby in the truck talking to Benson on the phone, ending with the first billboard coming into view.  The idea was to establish the boring desert and the job the characters had to do, then introduce the distraction, but the editor suggested immediately introducing Sombrero World to create the conflict — Mordecai and Rigby want to stop there, but want to prove to Benson that they can do an important job.  This was a good move, because it created a visual element to underscore the action, Mordecai and Rigby being distracted by the signs.  SCRIPTWRITING!)

PANEL TWO:  We’re outside the truck,  looking at Rigby pressing the face against the window, awestruck by the billboard (perhaps Poncho is reflected in the mirror).  Mordecai has snapped out of his trance and is on the phone with Benson.

MORDECAI: Oh, sorry Benson!  We were just saying how much we appreciate your trusting us to take the cart to the dealer’s…

RIGBY: (small)  …it is the most radical of empires to all that which is radical.

(ZACK NOTES: Rigby’s line was from the BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD episode “Babes R Us;” it was changed in the revisions from JG Quintel to what you see in the final story)

PANEL THREE: Reveal BENSON on the other end of the phone, in bed with a broken leg.  He looks about as sour as you’d expect.  There might be some balloons and condolence cards there, possibly one that reads, “GET WELL SOON! – AUDREY.”

MORDECAI (on phone): …I mean, because you’re sick and literally everyone else was unavailable…

(ZACK NOTES: Okay, here’s where a cut joke came in.  It was a “Kill Your Darlings” situation, because I was high on this one, but it slowed down the story when every panel needed to count.

(The original version read like this:

MORDECAI (on phone): …I mean, because you’re sick, Skips is on walkabout, Thomas has a final, Pops’s sinuses can’t take the desert and Muscle Man and Hi 5 Ghost are at that concert…

PANEL FOUR: Cut to MUSCLE MAN and HI 5 GHOST at a crazed outdoor music festival that’s basically the Gathering of the Juggalos. Muscle Man and Hi 5 Ghost are both painted like Insane Clown Posse, but with the black-and-white parts of the face paint reversed.

Muscle Man has ripped off his shirt and is twirling it above his head.  If room, other recurring characters (perhaps the Guardians of Eternal Youth) are nearby face-painted as well.

MUSCLE MAN: WHOO!  WHOO!  LAST ONE IN THE MUD PIT’S A JUGGA-LOSER!

(I had an alternate version to THAT where a face-painted Muscle Man and Hi-5 Ghost went to a “Gathering of the JUGGLERS” and MM went, “Aw man…read the flyer wrong.”

(Eh, maybe in another tale.)

PANEL FOUR: Back to Moredecai and Rigby with a long shot of the pickup truck on the highway with the broken cart in the back…and a billboard ahead reading “SOMBRERO WORLD: STOP OR YOU’RE LAME.”

BENSON: (on phone) Look, I just need you slackers to stay completely focused on this task…

BENSON: (on phone) …guys?

PANEL FIVE: High-angle shot looking down on the truck with billboards for Sombrero World on both sides of the road.  Mordecai hastily covers on the phone while a wide-eyed and entranced Rigby has his head out the window like a dog.

BENSON: (on phone) GUYS!

MORDECAI: Oh!  Hey, Benson!  Still here!

BENSON: (on phone) I KNEW IT!  You’ve gotten distracted already!

PANEL SIX: Back to Benson in bed as he screams red-faced into the phone.

BENSON: THAT’S IT!  I’ve got the number for the dealership RIGHT HERE!  I’m calling it in THREE HOURS and you’d better pick it up…

PAGE TWO:

PANEL ONE: Mordecai and Rigby are about blown away by Benson’s yelling at them through the phone (the skin around their eyeballs blows back)

BENSON (on phone, HUGE): OR YOU’RE FIRED!!!!!

(ZACK NOTES: Weirdly, one of the first things I wanted to do when I got to write a REGULAR SHOW story was split one of Benson’s “…OR YOU’RE FIRED!” rants across two pages as a mini-cliffhanger.  I have no idea why.)

PANEL TWO: Mordecai and Rigby look ticked as they drive on; there’s a blurred-image double-take effect to show Rigby getting distracted and looking out the window mid-sentence.

From this point on, a TICKING CLOCK is visible in each panel.

MORDECAI: Man…Benson’s such a crank.

RIGBY: Yeah, man!  Why can’t he just trust us to OH MY GOSH LOOK

CLOCK: 2:59:59

(ZACK NOTES: Yeah, the ticking clock got cut almost immediately.  Midway through the script, I realized it was a pain to figure out how much time had passed between panels, and Brad McGinty correctly pointed out that almost every panel was packed anyway.  There was enough going on to create suspense already.  Also, JG Quintel revised Mordecai’s line.)

PANEL THREE: Mordecai and a frantic Rigby look up at another billboard featuring Poncho.  He looks slightly sick and has a stomach pump hooked up to him as he gives a thumbs-up with one hand and holds a fish taco (literally a whole fish in a taco shell, with Xs for eyes and flies hovering over it) in his other hand.

149 MILES:
ALL YOU CAN EAT FISH TACOS!
NOW WITH ON-SITE STOMACH PUMP!
ONLY AT…SOMBRERO WORLD!

RIGBY: MORDECAI!  WE HAVE TO STOP THERE!  THEY HAVE TACOS!

CLOCK: 2:59:37

PANEL FOUR: Mordecai irately swats away an over-excited Rigby.

MORDECAI: No way, dude!  We’ll be lucky to make Benson’s deadline as is!

RIGBY: But…but…TACOS!

CLOCK: 2:58:50

PANEL FIVE: Rigby listens intently as a stern Mordecai lectures him…

MORDECAI: Look, dude, Sombrero World looks awesome, but there’s something more important…

MORDECAI: …getting this job done with no shortcuts, no distractions…AND TOTALLY  RUBBING IT IN BENSON’S FACE.

MORDECAI: It would BLOW HIS MIND.

CLOCK: 2:57:40

PANEL SIX:  Mordecai and Rigby exchange a confident look:

MORDECAI AND RIGBY (together): HMM HMM!  HMM!

CLOCK: 2:57:30

PANEL SEVEN: BIGGEST PANEL OF THE PAGE:  The truck drives on…as we see dozens and dozens of Sombrero billboards on the horizon waiting to tempt them.

CLOCK: 2:56:50

(ZACK NOTES:: Brad McGinty condensed this into fewer panels easily; I also just remembered that part of this plot was my wanting to do a couple variations on REGULAR SHOW plots; first, by having Mordecai and Rigby getting into trouble for NOT slacking off, and second, to give them a bit of a do-over from an episode called “Busted Cart,” where they bonded with Benson on a cart exchange but wound up blowing things by playing video games.  I disliked the characters for that, and wanted them to do the job right this time, because…I’m weird.)

 

PAGE THREE:

PANEL ONE: This is a big SPLASH PANEL that takes up about 2/3 of the page.

Sombrero World Map

It is done like a placemat from a cheesy diner showing a map of the highway, Mordecai and Rigby in the truck, and the route toward Sombrero World, with the cart dealership at the end.  A dotted line follows Mordecai and Rigby’s path.  Sombrero World appears like a big city shaped a sombrero with sombrero-towers.

Each of the Sombrero World signs should have a slightly closer mileage and convey something that is silly and stupid but sort of appealing, especially to Mordecai and Rigby, and occasionally feature Poncho.   I’m open to suggestions, but here are some of the ideas I have:

-CLASSIC VIDEO GAMES!  SOME ACTUALLY WORK!
-OUR MINI-GOLF COURSE!  NOW 17% WEED FREE!
-TAKE A SIESTA WITH PONCHO!
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$2 FOOTLONG HOAGIES!  MADE WITH FRESH WEEK-OLD MEAT!
-PECAN LOGS!  GUARANTEED TO INDUCE INSULIN SHOCK OR YOUR MONEY BACK!

-Some novelty sombreros, including one covered in light-up neon, one with a working roulette wheel in it, a razor-tipped one Poncho is throwing like Oddjob in James Bond, one with a chip-dip thing in its brim (like the “Nacho Hat” from that Simpsons episode) where you can reach up and dip chips into the dip in your hat; a rocket sombrero (the rocket is in the middle part of the hat and Poncho is flying upside-down), one that’s designed like a crystal chandelier, one that’s designed like a juicer, where you squeeze an orange/lemon against the middle part, one with a satellite dish and a fold-down TV screen that goes in front of your eyes.

Imposed over the map are two Hitchcock-like images of Mordecai and Rigby’s heads, sweating bullets and mouths agape as they are tormented by this cavalcade of temptation.   There is also an image of their hands clasped in solidarity.

(ZACK NOTES: So this came about in collaboration with Brad McGinty; I realized one difference between REGULAR SHOW on TV and in a comic is that the show has a few minutes at the start of each episode to establish the “regular” situation, and also to do a “time passing” montage to build up to the climax, and both those things are very difficult to pull off in a comic book with static panels and a limited page count.

(My first idea was to create something like a nightmare montage with floating billboards and Mordecai and Rigby sweating bullets, but I left the sequence open to Brad for suggestions.  He came up with the placemat map idea…and then asked for some extra billboard gags.  I wrote like 50, figuring he’d use five….and he used ALL of them and asked for more.

(That’s how crazy-good Brad McGinty is.  Hire him for things and give him money!)

PANEL TWO: From inside the truck, we see Sombrero World through the windshield as a crazed Rigby tries to grab the steering wheel from Mordecai…

RIGBY: AAAAHHH!  I CAN’T TAKE IT!  STOP, MORDECAI!  STOP!!!

MORDECAI: No, Rigby!  We’ve almost made it!

 

PAGE FOUR:   –NOTE: WILL ADD TICKING CLOCK IN LATER

            PANEL ONE:  Mordecai pushes away Rigby with one hand while steering with the other.

RIGBY: But…but…TACOS, Mordecai!  TACOS!

                        RIGBY: PONCHO WANTS US TO STOP!!!!!

MORDECAI: We’re nearly there, Rigby!  We just need…

PANEL TWO: The truck is just at the entrance to Sombrero World, with a cheesy statue of Poncho holding a sign that reads, “PONCHO SAYS WELCOME, DUDE!”

MORDECAI: (from inside truck) …to hold on…

            PANEL THREE: …the truck has zoomed PAST the entrance…and the Poncho statue has turned to stare at its cloud of dust in disbelief.

TINY SFX: WHIRRRR

MORDECAI: (from off-panel) …a little longer!

PANEL FOUR: Back in the truck – Rigby has his hands on the back window in agony while Mordecai looks in the rear-view mirror.

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RIGBY: NOOOOOOO!!!!! PONCHOOOO!!!!!!

MORDECAI: AWWWWWW YEAAAAAHHHH-UUUUHHH!

(ZACK NOTES: Rigby doesn’t have much to do in this story other than react to Mordecai and the chaos around them, but Brad really did a great job with the character’s facial expressions, and that made Rigby one of my favorite parts of the story.  Brad’s work is so detailed and crazy that it’s easy to overlook that he does great facial expressions and body language, which is something you really need for a comedy story.)

PANEL FIVE: Exterior shot of the truck zooming by Sombrero World…and a giant black billboard that reads, “WAIT!  WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?!”

MORDECAI: (from inside truck) Who’s tha may-ahn?  Who’s tha may-ahn?  Who’s tha may-ahn with tha master play-ahn?!

PANEL SIX: Small shot of Rigby looking back as Mordecai celebrates…

MORDECAI:  Who’s the man of the hour all full of will-POW-YAH?!  OOOOOOOHHHHHH!

RIGBY: Uh, Mordecai…?

 (ZACK NOTES: JG Quintel rewrote Mordecai’s mini-rap into the dialogue seen in the final story.)

 

PAGE FIVE:  — WILL ADD IN TICKING CLOCK LATER

Sombrero World

PANEL ONE: BIGGEST  PANEL OF THE PAGE…Sombrero World has lifted up out of the ground on giant spider-legs (think Howl’s Moving Castle or the metal spider from that awful Wild Wild West movie).  We can now clearly see a number of cool things on it, like a water slide, a Ferris wheel, a roller-coaster…all stuff that incorporates the sombrero motif.  Some hapless TOURISTS are clinging on for dear life.  The head/face is a robotic version of Poncho with glowing eyes.

RIGBY : (from inside truck) …I don’t think Sombrero World WANTS us to drive past!

PANEL TWO: Close on Mordecai and Rigby SCREAMING as we see the looming park-spider-monster in the background.

MORDECAI AND RIGBY: AAAAAHHHHHH!

SOMBRERO WORLD: PONCHO SAYS…TURN AROUND.  NOW.

(ZACK NOTES: Not much to add, except this panel is PRETTY MUCH THE ENTIRE REASON I WANTED TO WRITE THIS STORY.)

PANEL THREE: A giant foot from the park-spider SMASHES into the highway as the truck heads for an exit reading “CART DEALERSHIP.”

BIG WALT SIMONSON-STYLE SFX: DOOOM!

PANEL FOUR:  The truck heads down a ramp, where a Sombrero World billboard featuring a bunch of dead-eyed lizards is on the side of the road (some are tilted slightly, obviously not alive and propped up).  It reads “COME VISIT OUR NEW REPTILE PARK!  SOME LIZARDS EVEN ALIVE!”   The lizards’ eyes are all lit up like the terrifying laser statues from The Nevernding Story.

RIGBY: (from inside truck) Look out!

PANEL FIVE: Close on the billboard as the eyes FIRE at them!

 (ZACK NOTES: I sort of regret this gag; it doesn’t work as well with everything else going on.  Brad still drew it well) 

PAGE SIX – WILL ADD IN TICKING CLOCK LATER

This alternates some bigger panels of action with smaller panels that are close on the characters.

PANEL ONE: On the road, as we see the truck weave back and forth (a curved dust trail indicates their path) as it dodges LASER FIRE from various BILLBOARDS (we don’t have to see them, just enough to suggest this is where the lasers are coming from).

RIGBY: (from inside truck) Don’t go straight!  SERPENTINE!  SERPENTINE!

(ZACK NOTES: Yes, this is a reference to the 1979 comedy THE IN-LAWS, one of my favorites)

PANEL TWO:  Sombrero World foot SMASHES into the ground in front of the truck, which awkwardly changes its path.

PANEL THREE: Close on the robot-Poncho head, whose eyes are glowing red Terminator-style…

PONCHO: PONCHO SAYS WHY NOT RELAX…

PANEL FOUR: Poncho-bot sneers as CANNONS emerge from it, firing giant PECAN LOGS at our heroes!

PONCHO: …WITH A TASTY PECAN LOG?

(ZACK NOTES: Yeah, another joke that doesn’t really work.  There’s not enough room in the story to clearly see it’s a pecan log missile.)

PANEL FIVE: In the truck, Mordecai jacks the wheel left!

MORDECAI AND RIGBY: WHOOOOAAAAA

PANEL SIX:  BIG PANEL: GIANT PECAN LOGS splatter against either side of the truck!  One has felled a tree!

PANEL SEVEN: In the truck, Rigby is freaked and Mordecai is determined…

RIGBY: WE’RE GONNA DIE!

                        MORDECAI: Don’t worry, dude…

PANEL EIGHT: Close on Mordcai’s eyes, narrowed like a BAD DUDE.

MORDECAI: …I have a plan.

(ZACK NOTES: Okay, so Mordecai’s plan was a little more elaborate in my initial vision.

(There were two ideas that didn’t make it into the final story.  One was the idea that Mordecai and Rigby had known about Sombrero World in the past and wanted to stop there as kids, and you’d have a flashback with Li’l Mordecai and Li’l Rigby in the backseat begging the unseen parents in the front seat to stop, and later, you’d have another flashback with Mordecai and Rigby fighting over something and not noticing that the parents were screaming about lasers and such.

(The other idea is that Mordecai was originally going to beat Sombrero World by going up a dangerous pass, stop at the top, and then rush toward Sombrero World as it came at the truck and do a skid through its legs, leaving Sombrero World to topple into a canyon.  Yes, I completely knocked off the ending to the great Richard Matheson/Steven Spielberg TV-movie DUEL.  It seemed like a fitting cultural homage for REGULAR SHOW, but that would have required at least three more pages and there just wasn’t room.  So the story wound up with a much more expeditious resolution…)

 

PAGE SEVEN – WILL ADD IN TICKING CLOCK LATER

PANEL ONE: Close on Mordecai and Rigby in the truck, seen through the windshield.  Mordecai is hunched close to the wheel, really determined.

RIGBY: What are you doing, man?

MORDECAI: What we do best on these trips…

PANEL TWO: The truck ZOOMS into a tunnel that reads “10-FOOT CLEARANCE”

MORDECAI: …take a shortcut!

(ZACK NOTES: I justified this to myself by having Mordecai specifically mention NO shortcuts back on Page 3, so there was, like, structure!  But yeah, it was improvising under pressure)

PANEL THREE: Sombrero World bumps its Poncho-head against the entrance trying to follow…it can’t.

SFX: CRUNCH!

PANEL FOUR: BIGGEST PANEL OF THE PAGE:  It raises up to the heavens and ROARS in agony, a couple spider-legs raised! (we see some tourists falling off).  The Poncho-head is half-mutilated, giving it a Terminator-style look.

PONCHO: RAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!

PANEL FIVE: In the truck, Mordecai and Rigby high-five.

MORDECAI AND RIGBY: OOOOOHHHHHH!

PAGE EIGHT: — WILL ADD IN TICKING CLOCK LATER

PANEL ONE: The truck peels into the parking lot of a building reading “CART DEALERSHIP”

PANEL TWO: Mordecai and Rigby rush in…

PANEL THREE: Inside, Mordecai has DIVED across the front desk and grabbed a telephone…

SFX: RI—

MORDECAI: Hello?  Benson?

BENSON: Mordecai?

MORDECAI: We got here!  We got the cart!

PANEL FOUR: Benson, in his room, is dumbstruck.

BENSON: Wow.  I…I really believed you two were going to blow the deadline.  This is amazing.

PANEL FIVE: Mordecai and Rigby stare in disbelief as they hear Benson go:

BENSON: I’m proud of you.

(ZACK NOTES: I wanted to give Mordecai and Rigby a rare victory, and have an emotional moment in the story.  It’s not THAT emotional a moment, but Benson is sincere, and that’s something.)

PANEL SIX: A smiling Benson speaks into the phone:

BENSON: Oh, while you’re out there, one more thing I need you to do…

PANEL SEVEN: BIGGEST PANEL OF THE PAGE: Mordecai’s frozen as he hears Benson’s request.…as in the background, we see the Sombrero World Park outside the dealership, waiting for them.  Rigby’s tugging at his arm, trying to get him to see it.

BENSON: (on phone) I’ve always wanted to get a hat from this place Sombrero World!

BENSON: (on phone) You think you could stop and get one for me?

BENSON: (on phone) …hello?

THE END!

(ZACK NOTES: Not much to add, other than Brad McGInty condensed the last two panels into one and did a great job with giving the word balloons a certain rhythm that carried across the panel.  Killer work!)

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So anyway, that is my commentary on “Sombrero World.”  I’m sure like three people will read and enjoy this post, and possibly learn something from it.

Come back next month for my commentary on my and Brad’s ADVENTURE TIME story, “Grocery Time” starring BILLY!  And then pray that I get some more comics-writing work so I can do another of these.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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